Now you're known as the girl from The Apprentice who got her kit off for Zoo

*Slow claps*

Well done Joanna Riley, well done for using a serious, business opportunity like The Apprentice to strip to your underwear for a tacky lads mag. You must be so proud.

According to the article in which I discovered this disappointing and distasteful downfall, Miss Riley had this to say:

"It’s been a totally new experience for me. I’ve never done anything like this, but it’s been fun.

I just wanted to bring the fun side of me out because in The Apprentice, I was very professional and business-like.

I wanted to prove you can still be sexy in business as well and hopefully I’ve done that. This is just showing a prettier side of me. I’m really pleased with the shoot."

Yeah well you can throw all that professional and business-like demeanour out of the window now luv because no one is gonna take you seriously again after posing for friggin' ZOO magazine. What the hell were you thinking woman? Somehow I don't think this is quite what Lord Sugar meant when he advised you to go back to your cleaning business and concentrate on developing the company.

She also insists she's been offered countless job opportunities and doesn't stop picking up the phone.

SO WHY NOT TAKE UP ONE OF THOSE OPPORTUNITIES INSTEAD OF STRIPPING TO YOUR BRA AND PANTIES IN A NATIONAL MAGAZINE SO SOME PATHETIC GIMP CAN HAVE A CHEAP WANK OVER YOU?!!

Argh, my brain hurts. Why do 'smart' women do this to themselves? The female gender struggle to gain respect in business as it is, and this idiot has only encouraged that.

She didn't want to be known as 'Joanna the cleaner'. Now she's known as 'Joanna from The Apprentice who got her kit off for a lads mag'.

Congratulations you complete moron!