Keyboards really don't like rosé wine...

Hi guys,

Well the whole 'write a blog every day for a week' hasn't really gone to plan, due to the fact that mumsie managed to spill some of her fave rosé wine over my keyboard the other day, and it ain't been the same ever since. When all you can see is non-stop, uncontrollable r's popping up on the screen, and the page scrolls up every time you try to scroll down, that's how you know things are fucked. Wish me luck with (hopefully) getting a brand new laptop through the ol' insurance.

So anyways, I dunno about you but I'm currently obsessing over the extremely hilarious and suicide-encouraging 'HSA' group on Facebook. If you're not already in the know, HSA stands for 'Has Sex Appeal', whilst 'HNSA' means 'Has No Sex Appeal'. The concept of the group is for random Facebookers to bravely upload pics of themselves in the hope of achieving official HSA status. There are also strict rules, which include allowing only one pic per person every 48 hours, and not deleting any pics or comments unless you're willing to leave the group for good. Additionally, you've gotta be prepared for a severe tongue-lashing if you wanna dish it out to others.

Of course, not everyone in this world is blessed with true beauty, or err, sex appeal. Hence plenty of cuss-laden images propping up throughout the group for downright mass ridicule and nastiness that even Satan himself would shocked at. It's hard not to feel sorry for the deluded folk who clearly have no self-awareness and modesty, but at the same time it's also hard not to be holding your belly from creasing up at all the sharp, bitchy insults from the 'haters'.

Ever since I discovered the group a couple of days ago, I haven't been able to stop myself from going back for more. It's fast turning into some sort of social phenomena, with the members count currently being well over 7,000, and over 2,000 pics having been uploaded! My addiction isn't being helped by seeing people I know and actively dislike being subject to a good slating on there, haha! I really can't get enough, I tell you...

Anyways, I've got a portable keyboard plugged into my laptop now, so I'll be able to start my challenge once again.

Peace for now.