Where have you been all my life Cocoa Butter??!

Seriously, this stuff is the SHIT! The sad thing is, I'm only realising it now - I'm such a loser!

I swear, all these years I've been spending my pennies on these expensive, wasted and odourless moisturisers. I had bare (black) people in my ear telling me I was looking in the wrong direction and needed to sample a little something called 'cocoa butter'. After all, you know what they say: black don't crack. HAHA. But alas, I ignored them and carried on using my Nivea/Simple/Dove formulas.

So the other day when I needed a new supply of body cream, I saw the variations of cocoa butter lotions sitting on the shelves in Boots and I thought fuck it, lemme have a butchers at one of these and see what's really good!

I tell ya, I am not looking back folks. Every time I put it on, I wanna lick it all off again! Ooooohhh it smells so fine! DAYUM!!!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE COCOA BUTTER??!

So I guess the lesson of this little tale is: always listen to black people.

HAHAHA.