Aren't white jeans meant to make you look bigger? They're friggin' hanging off those toothpick legs.
And look at that bent over bony-ass wrist! Eurgh, it's putting me off me Sunday brekkie.
‘I am 100 per cent fit and healthy and I am the right weight for my type of body – if I’m honest I’m not a particular healthy eater, my big weakness is potatoes’, she told OK! magazine.
Shutup, shutup, SHUTUP! Stop lying and go get some help! We don't wanna hear about your weakness for potatoes or that old chestnut 'I've just got a fast metabolism'. You're ILL bitch, sort yourself out ASAP and stop promoting anorexia to your fans.
Wow I haven't blogged anything in MONTHS... I feel so ashamed, 'llow me though. This annoying thing called 'work' takes up all my time nowadays and leaves me constantly feeling knackered and stressed out my tits. Ohhhh how I miss being a student bum! *sniff sniff*
Anyways, I just randomly felt obliged to post Rihanna's new video... I guess because it looks sick... and well, it's stuck in my head right now.
Come here rude boy boy can you get it up? Come here rude boy boy is you big enough?
What's good in the hood, I'm McBarbie. I like UK music, Facebook, chocolate, my iPod, Big Brother, Coca Cola, Thai food, buying new garms, partying, sleeping, John McCririck, watching Lost, writing, Cheryl Cole, fake gold jewellery, Dr Martens and lots of other shizzle. This blog is mostly gonna consist of me complaining about trivial things in the world, which you will hopefully be able to relate to and find a bit funny.