HAPPY NEW YEAR MUHFUCKAZ

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's been a minute since I last blogged, sheeet... and it's been a minute since I last got some stuff off my chest so now I'm back! Can't believe how much I slipped with this blogging bizznizz, I'm such a wastegash.

Anyhoo, happy new year to whoever bothers to read this! Hope you had a fantaaaastic start to 2011, my NYE wasn't too bad you know, better than expected even! Ended up rolling to somewhere local and (sorta) cheap. The way they dropped this banger at midnight:



GOOD WEED, WHITE WINE
UH, I COME ALIVE IN THE NIGHT TIME
OKAAAAY AWAY WE GO
ONLY THING WE HAVE ON IS THE RADIOOOOO, OHH

Blap blap blap, the DJ knew what time it was!

Oh speaking of Rihanna, that moron ex-boyfriend of hers, Chris Brown, has been running his mouth on Twitter, hurling homophobic insults at Raz-B (B2K dude who says he got sexually abused). Apparently, this was the result of Raz-B commenting on Brown's previous 'domestic disturbance' with Rihanna.

It went a little something like this:

Raz-B: "... how can niggas like [Eric Benet] and [Chris Brown] disrespect women as intelligent as Halle Berry, Rihanna".

Chris Brown: "Nigga you want attention! Grow up Nigga!!! Dick in da booty ass lil boy".

... I really don't know how this little TWERP has fans any more, he's lucky to still have a career after it almost got flushed down the shitter when he beat the crap out of the Princess of Pop, now he wants to start publicly calling people batty boys on Twitter. Learn your lesson 'Breezy' and shut the hell up already!!! How bloody stupid can you get, do you wanna make money or not?!! Jeez, what a god damn moron.

Well that was my first rant of 2011, yaaay! More to come real soon.

Peace homies

Come here rude boy boy can you get it up?

Wow I haven't blogged anything in MONTHS... I feel so ashamed, 'llow me though. This annoying thing called 'work' takes up all my time nowadays and leaves me constantly feeling knackered and stressed out my tits. Ohhhh how I miss being a student bum! *sniff sniff*

Anyways, I just randomly felt obliged to post Rihanna's new video... I guess because it looks sick... and well, it's stuck in my head right now.

Come here rude boy boy can you get it up?
Come here rude boy boy is you big enough?

Enjoy

WTF@ Rihanna's headpiece

What the hell has she done to her hair?!!

All balding and shit... I got one word for this:

SLIPPIN!

The Brits 09

So what did everyone think?

Personally... I kinda enjoyed it. Thought Matthew Horne and James Corden were hilarious (the Craig David boyage was too much LOL bless him), and Kylie was alright too.

Enjoyed the performances by Kings of Leon, Duffy and my favourite ladies Girls Aloud, brap! They finally got an award as well! Did you see how wasted Sarah was? HAHA!

But the performance that really smacked it was of course the Estelle and Ting Tings collabo - even though I'm fed up of hearing American Boy, it was a nice little mix that worked really well.

Surprised Katy Perry won the best international female award... where was Rihanna in the nominations?

So, soooo relieved Kanye won best international male! 808's and Heartbreaks is one hard album.

And was it just me, or did anyone else get confused about what decade we are in??? Neil Diamond, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, U2... WTF?! Old man rockers, go away! Especially you Bono! Actually you need to just die already. HOW ANNOYING IS HE?!

Anyways, that's my 50 pence on the matter. I will leave you with a YouTube link to the best performance of the night.

PEACE

JLS are screwed

So the X Factor final is happening this Saturday night coming.

And the 'special' guests that will be performing with the three finalists have been confirmed.

Alexandra has got BEYONCE.

JLS were supposed to have Rihanna but she's dropped out so now they have...

... wait for it...

WESTLIFE
..................................................................................

And Eggnog has BOYZONE.

Seriously... WESTLIFE and BOYZONE?! WHAT THE FUCK?! Is that REALLY the best Simon and Louis could come up with?! Louis' choice is especially lazy.

JLS and WestSHITE do not go hand in hand. It's safe to say they're blatantly NOT winning the competition now. From Rihanna to Westlife - they're PISSED.

I see Alexandra winning it now and I hope she does.

If Eggnog wins I think they might as well make this X Factor the last because that would be some straight bullshit right there and the show would literally lose all credibility that most people believe it lacks anyway.

OK I'm gone.

BLESS