The whorebag has left the jungle

After being nominated for the SEVENTH time to tackle another excruciating bushtucker trial, Katie Price has had enough and consequently quit 'I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!'.

I think that means she's not getting her £350,000 fee... HAHA shame.

To this day, I STLL don't get why people have time for this deluded, self-obsessed, shameless whorebag. I don't get why I should respect her for selling every single aspect of her undignified life story to the media and more importantly using her poor kids in an attempt to carry on hogging the limelight.

She blatantly thought she was gonna go back in and win this year. All this 'closure' bollocks... I didn't fall for it. I swear, she just can't help herself!

And c'mon now, they all know what they're signing up for when they agree to take part. She knows that the majority of the public can't stand the sight of her, therefore it kinda goes without saying she would be the victim of being repeatedly nominated to do the bushtucker trials. What a moron.

She tried to play the public and they played her right back.

Bye bitch!

Would somebody please kill this woman?

Katie Price has said that she has no regrets about her career as a glamour model and would encourage her daughter to follow in her footsteps.

The reality TV star and entrepreneur told The Sun that she would happily show her children all the topless work she has done when they are older.

Price said: "I don't have any regrets about who I am. If it wasn't for the Jordan image I wouldn't have the house and I wouldn't be able to support the kids in the way that I do.

"When they're older I can't wait to show them everything I've done. When Princess goes to The Sun when she's 18 to be a Page 3 girl, I'll encourage her."

She added: "I'll go: 'Yeah, get them out for the lads'. I think Page 3 Idol's brilliant. I started out as a Page 3 girl and it's a great career."

Earlier this year, Price bought a pink VW Beetle for her daughter Princess Tiaamii, while the toddler was also given a Louis Vuitton bag for her dummy at a fashion shoot.

Source: Digital Spy

Thank you in advance.

Jordan chats shit - what's new?

Jordan aka Katie Price, weighs 8.2 stone.

Well, according to a clip I just watched of her weighing herself on some scales live on GMTV yesterday morning.

She was moaning that everyone accuses her of being scarily underweight, and that she could prove there and then that she weighs just over 8 stone and not 7 stone like she had been previously accused.

So she did weigh herself there and then, and she was indeed 8.2 stone. However, she conveniently didn't take her shoes off before she stepped on to the scales, and was claiming to have just eaten a bacon sandwich. Jordan, you're kinda not supposed to mention the bacon sandwich if you're trying to prove you're heavier than what people may think. Of course if you've just had something to eat - particularly something fatty and stodgy - you can't weigh yourself and expect an accurate result. The best time to weigh yourself is when you wake up in the morning with an empty stomach and with no clothes on. So really, it was bullshit; she's probably just under 8 stone, and was therefore misleading viewers and all her adoring fans.

There's nothing of the woman. Her legs look like toothpicks, and her tits - and newly inflated lips - are way out of proportion with the rest of her body.

Who the hell would wanna look like her anyway? All tacky clothes and hair extensions, transvestite make-up, and a figure that looks like it's about to break and shatter into pieces in any minute. Why oh why are there young girls and women in this world that aspire to be anything like her? Her whole existence has consisted of her making cheap money out of selling stories about her family to the press.

How can you respect someone who does that? How many men are there in this world who would want to 'wifey' that? Not a lot, I'm telling you now! I mean, Peter Andre's like, insane, so he doesn't actually count.