Thought I'd take this opportunity to make some random observations and comments about the grand X Factor final that happened a couple of days ago.
- I wanted Alexandra to win, JLS 2nd and Eggnog 3rd - the British public agreed.
- I know Alexandra is a human being but all that hyperventilating and non-stop crying made me cringe.
- Beyonce smacked it - effortless.
- Alexandra's duet with Beyonce = very sweet.
- JLS = Blacklife - well done Louis (tit).
- Ronan Keating completely took over from Eggnog.
- Ronan Keating = ginger facial hair and wrinkly.
- Boyzone in general = looked like shit.
- I actually felt sorry for Eggnog.
- Cheryl's dress - nuff said.
- Cheryl's skin and bones look - nuff said.
- Dannii's curves - that's a good look.
- Rachel - was she even wearing make-up??!
- Hallelujah - should be Diana's song.
6 months to go until X Factor 2009!