Fucking bargain right? You would not get that price in London unless the hairdresser was like, blind or something.
I'd been to the same place before and the woman did a good enough job, so I was eager to go back once again.
K, first of all, the numpty who washed my hair wore PLASTIC GLOVES. So whenever she ran her precious hands over my wet barnet, the roots kept getting pulled about and I was in pain.
THEN, I made my way over to the chair and discovered a next broad was gonna be drying my hair this time. And that's when it really started to go downhill...
Seriously, I could have done a better job myself. In fact, I fucking did when I left and went back to my auntie's to do it all over again.
I think it was quite possibly the laziest and most pathetic example of hairdressing that I had ever witnessed and experienced in my entire life.
People, she used a PADDLE BRUSH to do my whole head of hair - even my side FRINGE.
WHAT A FUCKING RETARD!!! The way I wanted to just grab the rasclart brush out of her hands and wack her one time around her head with it.
ERRR HELLO? Ever heard of a round brush? You fucking lazy tool! I have long and thick hair, so how the hell am I gonna get any fucking volume in it with a god damn PADDLE BRUSH?!
Omg omg omg I WAS SO ANGRY!
And you know what else? She didn't even ask me at the beginning what I wanted her to do with my hair! She just went straight for that big ol' paddle brush and did things the easy way. Just ASSUMED that I wanted some lame poker straight, flat ass hair-do that made me look like a complete dickhead. She didn't even part it properly! At the end, my roots were still damp for crying out loud!
Oh my lady, you should have seen the mess of it. It looked HIDEOUS! I wanted to say something but I thought:
A) My mum and auntie were getting their hair done in there as well, so I didn't wanna cause a scene and fuck things up for them.
B) It was costing me £10.50
So I thought, fuck it. I'll be a pussyole and keep my mouth shut, and I'll just never come back again.
I'm telling you - shoddiest hair job EVER!!!
And can you believe she had the cheek to tell my marge after I left that her arms were aching???
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! ACHING?! ACHING?! ACHING FROM WHAT EXACTLY YOU FUCKING MORON!!!
What is it with these fucking cowboy hairdressers?
DIE MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE!!!