And it costs a fucking small fortune. I want to know why!
Because not only does it taste like PISH, I just found out from someone who was drinking it yesterday that theres bare sugar in it.
So not only does it taste awful, it's not even healthy! And I swear that's the point of the drink? A HEALTHY alternative?
What a load of bloody nonsense. Seriously, it has got to be the lamest, most pathetic excuse for a drink in the whole wide world. I'd rather drink my own piss to honest!
Oh and get this: my mate just informed everyone on her Facebook that she just paid 65p for a Mini Milk!
65p you know!
The bloody cheek of it! That shit used to be 20p!
I really am worried about what the world is turning into these days, I tell you...