Thursday, 21 May 2009

I heart cereal

I just clocked I haven't blogged anything for nearly a week - not cool. I'm running low on ideas right now, but I might as well talk about my determination to lose weight before I hit South Beach on the 21st June.

Time is ticking, and even though I've been regularly exercising - by that I mean 3-4 times a week - I've always slipped up on the ol' grub, which basically resulted in me not gaining any weight but not losing a whole lot either.

So for the next two weeks, it's all about cereal baby. I ain't touching that Special K crap because it tastes like utter SHITE - 'llow it. But basically, I'ma be munching on cereal for my breakfast and lunch, along with some fruit, low fat yoghurts and my trusted Snack-a-Jacks. Dinner will be 'normal', and I'll be drinking either water or squash with like, 5 calories per serving. Haha. Oh and green tea, can't forget my mate green tea!

No 'shit' can be consumed over the next fortnight. I'm talking to all of you fizzy drinks, bags of crisps, cakes and pastries and calorific chocolate bars. Just fuck off and leave me alone for a while, OK?! It ain't much to ask! Nobody likes a whale on South Beach, ya hear me? I can't afford to fuck up anymore!!!

Everyone please pray for me during this difficult and testing time!

I'm out.


Weeping Shadows said...


You know what makes me laugh? You're always talking about losing weight and I really don't see what you have to lose.

Call me stupid. lol.

All you have to do is cut down on all the calorie filled treats and replace it with fruits, and drink lots of water... have the occasional treat. :)

McBarbie said...

loool thanks dude, but trust me, it needs to be done! I will show you an old pic of myself and then you will see why I keep banging on about it.

Oh btw, I did this for about 3 days then I flopped when we got visitors from Scotland who bought bare shit into the house haha so I have to start again. :(