OK, I'm a bit late (allow me) but here's the first single from Mr Sayso's upcoming album 'Shots Of Smirnoff', set to drop 15th June 2009:
BIG TUNE
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Monday, 20 April 2009
Who remembers Arctic Rolls?
The other day, I randomly checked my freezer looking for something to munch on... and lo and behold, what I did I see before me?
An Arctic Roll!
Yes, that's right. An Arctic bloody Roll!
For those who are still wondering what the hell I'm on about - observe:
I was like RAH, long time no see! I felt to high five it and everything!
OLD SKOOOOOOOOOL!
Apparantly its the 'Credit Crunch' dessert... haha, hard times man, hard times.
But I say there's nowt wrong with some good ol' Arctic Roll... infact, I'm munching on some as I type this!
Birds Eye - I salute you!
What will be the next revival I wonder???
An Arctic Roll!
Yes, that's right. An Arctic bloody Roll!
For those who are still wondering what the hell I'm on about - observe:
I was like RAH, long time no see! I felt to high five it and everything!OLD SKOOOOOOOOOL!
Apparantly its the 'Credit Crunch' dessert... haha, hard times man, hard times.
But I say there's nowt wrong with some good ol' Arctic Roll... infact, I'm munching on some as I type this!
Birds Eye - I salute you!
What will be the next revival I wonder???
Sunday, 19 April 2009
Top 5 Lost characters
There's this application on Facebook called Living Social, which basically allows users to create top 5 lists of like, everything.
For example: top 5 movies of all time, top 5 fast food chains, top 5 countries to visit... etc. etc.
So I decided to devise a list of my top 5 favourite Lost characters.
It wasn't easy... but here are the results (in no particular order):
1. John Locke
2. Benjamin Linus
3. James 'Sawyer' Ford
4. Dr. Jack Shephard
5. Daniel Faraday
I was gonna put Kate in there until I remembered the genius that is Daniel Faraday!
What do y'all think?
For example: top 5 movies of all time, top 5 fast food chains, top 5 countries to visit... etc. etc.
So I decided to devise a list of my top 5 favourite Lost characters.
It wasn't easy... but here are the results (in no particular order):
1. John Locke
2. Benjamin Linus
3. James 'Sawyer' Ford
4. Dr. Jack Shephard
5. Daniel Faraday
I was gonna put Kate in there until I remembered the genius that is Daniel Faraday!
Also, must give a special mention to the badass that is Sayid and my fellow Scot Desmond. But these 5 characters are definitely superior in my eyes...
What do y'all think?
Rob Lowe is bare buff like
Oh my lady!Look at him! Just look at him!!!
What a fine specimen of a man I say.
CHOONG TING!
Would somebody please kill this woman?
Katie Price has said that she has no regrets about her career as a glamour model and would encourage her daughter to follow in her footsteps.The reality TV star and entrepreneur told The Sun that she would happily show her children all the topless work she has done when they are older.
Price said: "I don't have any regrets about who I am. If it wasn't for the Jordan image I wouldn't have the house and I wouldn't be able to support the kids in the way that I do.
"When they're older I can't wait to show them everything I've done. When Princess goes to The Sun when she's 18 to be a Page 3 girl, I'll encourage her."
She added: "I'll go: 'Yeah, get them out for the lads'. I think Page 3 Idol's brilliant. I started out as a Page 3 girl and it's a great career."
Earlier this year, Price bought a pink VW Beetle for her daughter Princess Tiaamii, while the toddler was also given a Louis Vuitton bag for her dummy at a fashion shoot.
Source: Digital Spy
Thank you in advance.
Tuesday, 14 April 2009
Monday, 13 April 2009
Cowboy hairdressers
So, I went up to the land of the Loch Ness this Easter weekend to celebrate my cousin's 30th birthday, and to prepare myself for the big do', I thought it would be best if I headed to the hairdressers to get a £10.50 blow dry.Fucking bargain right? You would not get that price in London unless the hairdresser was like, blind or something.
I'd been to the same place before and the woman did a good enough job, so I was eager to go back once again.
BIG MISTAKE.
K, first of all, the numpty who washed my hair wore PLASTIC GLOVES. So whenever she ran her precious hands over my wet barnet, the roots kept getting pulled about and I was in pain.
Great start.
THEN, I made my way over to the chair and discovered a next broad was gonna be drying my hair this time. And that's when it really started to go downhill...
Seriously, I could have done a better job myself. In fact, I fucking did when I left and went back to my auntie's to do it all over again.
I think it was quite possibly the laziest and most pathetic example of hairdressing that I had ever witnessed and experienced in my entire life.
People, she used a PADDLE BRUSH to do my whole head of hair - even my side FRINGE.
WHAT A FUCKING RETARD!!! The way I wanted to just grab the rasclart brush out of her hands and wack her one time around her head with it.
ERRR HELLO? Ever heard of a round brush? You fucking lazy tool! I have long and thick hair, so how the hell am I gonna get any fucking volume in it with a god damn PADDLE BRUSH?!
Omg omg omg I WAS SO ANGRY!
And you know what else? She didn't even ask me at the beginning what I wanted her to do with my hair! She just went straight for that big ol' paddle brush and did things the easy way. Just ASSUMED that I wanted some lame poker straight, flat ass hair-do that made me look like a complete dickhead. She didn't even part it properly! At the end, my roots were still damp for crying out loud!
Oh my lady, you should have seen the mess of it. It looked HIDEOUS! I wanted to say something but I thought:
A) My mum and auntie were getting their hair done in there as well, so I didn't wanna cause a scene and fuck things up for them.
B) It was costing me £10.50
So I thought, fuck it. I'll be a pussyole and keep my mouth shut, and I'll just never come back again.
I'm telling you - shoddiest hair job EVER!!!
And can you believe she had the cheek to tell my marge after I left that her arms were aching???
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! ACHING?! ACHING?! ACHING FROM WHAT EXACTLY YOU FUCKING MORON!!!
What is it with these fucking cowboy hairdressers?
DIE MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE!!!
Wednesday, 8 April 2009
Tuesday, 7 April 2009
Six Feet Under was the nuts
Hey, did anyone else used to watch the genius that was Six Feet Under?
That show was the fucking BOMB Y'ALL! Definitely not the type of programme that you would watch with your family, but amazing nonetheless!
Oh how I miss Nate, Brenda, David and co.
:'(
And it had the best ending as well! I remember bawling like a bitch when I watched it. OVERLY pissed when it finished for good.
Check it out man:
The bit when David see's Keith again playing football... gets me every time!
*sniff sniff*
RIP Six Feet Under - sorely missed.
That show was the fucking BOMB Y'ALL! Definitely not the type of programme that you would watch with your family, but amazing nonetheless!
Oh how I miss Nate, Brenda, David and co.
:'(
And it had the best ending as well! I remember bawling like a bitch when I watched it. OVERLY pissed when it finished for good.
Check it out man:
The bit when David see's Keith again playing football... gets me every time!
*sniff sniff*
RIP Six Feet Under - sorely missed.
Monday, 6 April 2009
Top 5 Eastenders characters
Right, I don't even hardly watch Eastenders, but whenever a big storyline is about to come to a conclusion, I'll give it a whirl and laugh at how shockingly unrealistic it is along with the bad acting.
Example: Peggy Mitchell's wedding and Danielle's unexpected demise last week. I was quite entertained by that episode I'll admit, but WTF@ the ending.
As we all know, everything takes place in the 'Square' and no one actually leaves Walford to go to other parts of London like people do in real life - everyone buys their garms from the market; everyone goes to the 'caff' for breakfast lunch and dinner; everyone goes to the Vic to drink; everyone goes to the laundrette to wash their clothes because they don't seen to own washing machines or tumble dryers; everyone goes to quite possibly the lamest nightclub in history to rave, which I can't even remember the name of it's that dry.
So anyways, it was obvious that Janine was gonna be driving around in circles that night. But I just found it hilarious that she was meant to be speeding around the square and must have done so approximately 20 times before Danielle appeared on the road and got run down by her. And furthermore, that Danielle actually stopped and looked at the car coming towards her for a good 5 seconds or so and then literally allowed herself to be run over! But that's Eastenders for ya...
As always though, I was in awe of the legend that is Max Branning. That dude is too 'ard mate! So then I thought to myself - who are the best characters in Albert Square?
I came up with a top 5 list, and here they are, in no particular order:
1. Max Branning - the 'ardest player around
2. Jean Slater - the loveable nutjob
3. Janine Butcher - the baddest bitch
4. Patrick Trueman - the Ladbroke Grove representative, YA MUUUN!
5. Ian Beale - the pencil neck geek
What do you reckon? Do you agree with my list? Who would make your top 5?
Holla!
Example: Peggy Mitchell's wedding and Danielle's unexpected demise last week. I was quite entertained by that episode I'll admit, but WTF@ the ending.
As we all know, everything takes place in the 'Square' and no one actually leaves Walford to go to other parts of London like people do in real life - everyone buys their garms from the market; everyone goes to the 'caff' for breakfast lunch and dinner; everyone goes to the Vic to drink; everyone goes to the laundrette to wash their clothes because they don't seen to own washing machines or tumble dryers; everyone goes to quite possibly the lamest nightclub in history to rave, which I can't even remember the name of it's that dry.
So anyways, it was obvious that Janine was gonna be driving around in circles that night. But I just found it hilarious that she was meant to be speeding around the square and must have done so approximately 20 times before Danielle appeared on the road and got run down by her. And furthermore, that Danielle actually stopped and looked at the car coming towards her for a good 5 seconds or so and then literally allowed herself to be run over! But that's Eastenders for ya...
As always though, I was in awe of the legend that is Max Branning. That dude is too 'ard mate! So then I thought to myself - who are the best characters in Albert Square?
I came up with a top 5 list, and here they are, in no particular order:
1. Max Branning - the 'ardest player around
2. Jean Slater - the loveable nutjob
3. Janine Butcher - the baddest bitch
4. Patrick Trueman - the Ladbroke Grove representative, YA MUUUN!
5. Ian Beale - the pencil neck geek
What do you reckon? Do you agree with my list? Who would make your top 5?
Holla!
Sunday, 5 April 2009
Eggnog got slewed
Can you believe this kid actually had the audacity to make an album???Check out the review on Digital Spy:
Four months after last year's X Factor final, the most memorable thing about the singer who finished in third place is his name. Owen? Eoin? Euan? Nah, it's "Eoghan" apparently. Hmm... is that pronounced to rhyme with toboggan? No, actually it's like the surname of the shortest member of Take That. Good. Glad we've got that one cleared up.
Anyway, it comes as a bit of a surprise to find Eggnog, who made his way to the final as much on boyish charm than any innate singing talent, releasing the first X Factor Class Of '08 record. RCA seem to have missed a trick in failing to put this out before Mother's Day, but the delay can't have been caused by a painstaking search for the right material. Eunice's album features just one original track, a fairly forgettable pop-rock tune called '28,000 Friends' that sounds like track eight from a Busted album.
That aside, Enoch's album is filled with covers of songs he sang on The X Factor (a cheap-sounding remake of 'We're All In This Together', a listless take on 'Does Your Mother Know', a version of 'Never Forget' that's about as rousing as a bout of the flu) and songs he probably would have sung on The X Factor were it a few weeks longer ('She's The One' - pleasant enough, 'All About You' - dull as dieting). The only relatively obscure selections are 'Learn To Fly', a forgotten a1 ballad, and 'When You Look Me In The Eyes', a Jonas Brothers single that flopped on this side of the Atlantic.
Unsurprisingly, none of these covers trumps the version we all know and love. More shocking is the low quality control that's been applied to Emmenthal's vocals. 'Does Your Mother Know' and 'All About You' both feature bum notes aplenty, while the way he attempts to sing the chorus of 'Never Forget' is positively wince-inducing. These shaky performances serve to make the album sound amateurish as well as utterly redundant - and Elephant shows only fleeting glimpses of the charm that endeared him to X Factor viewers. The only saving grace? We won't be worrying how to pronounce his name again until Dancing On Ice 2011.
Anyway, it comes as a bit of a surprise to find Eggnog, who made his way to the final as much on boyish charm than any innate singing talent, releasing the first X Factor Class Of '08 record. RCA seem to have missed a trick in failing to put this out before Mother's Day, but the delay can't have been caused by a painstaking search for the right material. Eunice's album features just one original track, a fairly forgettable pop-rock tune called '28,000 Friends' that sounds like track eight from a Busted album.
That aside, Enoch's album is filled with covers of songs he sang on The X Factor (a cheap-sounding remake of 'We're All In This Together', a listless take on 'Does Your Mother Know', a version of 'Never Forget' that's about as rousing as a bout of the flu) and songs he probably would have sung on The X Factor were it a few weeks longer ('She's The One' - pleasant enough, 'All About You' - dull as dieting). The only relatively obscure selections are 'Learn To Fly', a forgotten a1 ballad, and 'When You Look Me In The Eyes', a Jonas Brothers single that flopped on this side of the Atlantic.
Unsurprisingly, none of these covers trumps the version we all know and love. More shocking is the low quality control that's been applied to Emmenthal's vocals. 'Does Your Mother Know' and 'All About You' both feature bum notes aplenty, while the way he attempts to sing the chorus of 'Never Forget' is positively wince-inducing. These shaky performances serve to make the album sound amateurish as well as utterly redundant - and Elephant shows only fleeting glimpses of the charm that endeared him to X Factor viewers. The only saving grace? We won't be worrying how to pronounce his name again until Dancing On Ice 2011.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! They boyd him, HAHAHA! Dancing On Ice you know... that's a par mate.
I swear, I don't think I've ever seen a one star rated album before on there. Simon Cowell is gonna be overly pissed.
I'm bizzack
Yagga yo,
I ain't been on this shit in time, but now I'm BACK.
Had four rasclart uni deadlines last week... yes FOUR in one week! Including the big 'D' aka my dissertation. They take the piss... but it's all good though because I got everything done in typical McBarbie lastminute.com style, and I can breathe again for the next couple of weeks until I have to hand in my final assignment EVER!
After that, it's time to party like a rockstar and prepare myself for Miami 09. YEH MUHFUCKA YEH!!! That's how I'm rolling out here, ya dig?!
The only downside is that I won't get student discount anymore - PISSED.
Anyways, I've got mad shit to blog about - haven't been able to have a good rant in a while! So watch this space...
I'll be back in a bit yeah.
SAFE
I ain't been on this shit in time, but now I'm BACK.
Had four rasclart uni deadlines last week... yes FOUR in one week! Including the big 'D' aka my dissertation. They take the piss... but it's all good though because I got everything done in typical McBarbie lastminute.com style, and I can breathe again for the next couple of weeks until I have to hand in my final assignment EVER!
After that, it's time to party like a rockstar and prepare myself for Miami 09. YEH MUHFUCKA YEH!!! That's how I'm rolling out here, ya dig?!
The only downside is that I won't get student discount anymore - PISSED.
Anyways, I've got mad shit to blog about - haven't been able to have a good rant in a while! So watch this space...
I'll be back in a bit yeah.
SAFE
Monday, 2 March 2009
Jack Shephard vs. John Locke
What's good.
If you're a Lost fan (and if you're not, then you fucking should be), check out this fan made YouTube video that covers the history of the captivating relationship between Dr. Jack Shephard and the legend that is John Locke.
"I don't believe in destiny."
"Yes you do - you just don't know it yet."
Fucking love it!!!
All hail John Locke!
If you're a Lost fan (and if you're not, then you fucking should be), check out this fan made YouTube video that covers the history of the captivating relationship between Dr. Jack Shephard and the legend that is John Locke.
"I don't believe in destiny."
"Yes you do - you just don't know it yet."
Fucking love it!!!
All hail John Locke!
Thursday, 26 February 2009
The Cut Issue 3 OUT NOW
It's finally here!
Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present to you the brand new Cut magazine!
Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present to you the brand new Cut magazine!
The Cut team have been working long and hard over the cold winter months to bring you the third issue of the most innovative and streetwise youth-led magazine in London town!
This time around, you can look forward to reading about the likes of Charlie Crockett, De Tropix, DELS, Ava Leigh, Crazy Cousins, Kyza Smirnoff and Boris Johnson.
Alongisde that, we've got pieces on Obama's presidential triumph, secret style histories, greyhound racing, modern slanguage, London's most talented young comedians and a 'Back to the Old School' themed fashion shoot.
Be sure to check out our website, where you will also be able to download a PDF file of the magazine.
http://www.thecutnewspaper.com/
Keep it greazy!
Thursday, 19 February 2009
The Brits 09
So what did everyone think?
Personally... I kinda enjoyed it. Thought Matthew Horne and James Corden were hilarious (the Craig David boyage was too much LOL bless him), and Kylie was alright too.
Enjoyed the performances by Kings of Leon, Duffy and my favourite ladies Girls Aloud, brap! They finally got an award as well! Did you see how wasted Sarah was? HAHA!
But the performance that really smacked it was of course the Estelle and Ting Tings collabo - even though I'm fed up of hearing American Boy, it was a nice little mix that worked really well.
Surprised Katy Perry won the best international female award... where was Rihanna in the nominations?
So, soooo relieved Kanye won best international male! 808's and Heartbreaks is one hard album.
And was it just me, or did anyone else get confused about what decade we are in??? Neil Diamond, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, U2... WTF?! Old man rockers, go away! Especially you Bono! Actually you need to just die already. HOW ANNOYING IS HE?!
Anyways, that's my 50 pence on the matter. I will leave you with a YouTube link to the best performance of the night.
PEACE
Personally... I kinda enjoyed it. Thought Matthew Horne and James Corden were hilarious (the Craig David boyage was too much LOL bless him), and Kylie was alright too.
Enjoyed the performances by Kings of Leon, Duffy and my favourite ladies Girls Aloud, brap! They finally got an award as well! Did you see how wasted Sarah was? HAHA!
But the performance that really smacked it was of course the Estelle and Ting Tings collabo - even though I'm fed up of hearing American Boy, it was a nice little mix that worked really well.
Surprised Katy Perry won the best international female award... where was Rihanna in the nominations?
So, soooo relieved Kanye won best international male! 808's and Heartbreaks is one hard album.
And was it just me, or did anyone else get confused about what decade we are in??? Neil Diamond, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, U2... WTF?! Old man rockers, go away! Especially you Bono! Actually you need to just die already. HOW ANNOYING IS HE?!
Anyways, that's my 50 pence on the matter. I will leave you with a YouTube link to the best performance of the night.
PEACE
Saturday, 14 February 2009
Thursday, 12 February 2009
The Cut Issue 3 - not long to wait now...
So I saw some previews of the new issue of The Cut magazine yesterday evening...and I can tell you right now - it's gonna be the best one yet.
You can expect to see pieces on the likes of DELS, Crazy Cousins, Boris Johnson, Sarah Maple, Goldielocks, Emily Cummins, De Tropix, Kyza Smirnoff, Giggs, Tim Campbell and much, much more!
Issue 3 will be out VERY soon, so watch this space!!!
Anyone who wants to get involved with the mag (contribution, promotion, distribution), do not hesitate to get in touch.
Big up the whole Cut crew for all their hard work and dedication - it's a lot!
Check out these links in the mean time:
And don't forget to check out our Facebook group 'The Cut Magazine!' and join our fan page!
Peace
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